Corrupt A Wish

I'll start. I wish for new Marc by Marc Jacobs (designer) shoes.

You get your shoes but they're fake and start to cripple your feet, but you wan them so much that you keep wearing them til eventually you can't walk anymore.

Have I done that right?

Yep. that was perfect. But you have to wish for something now. I'll just take that as a wish.

You do everything right but no one else does and they all get jealous and poke really shiny pins into your body until you die of blood loss. It was very slow and painful. Hope you had fun with that! xD (joke)

I wish my computer never crashed.

Your computer never crashed... but it never stopped either and just kept going and going and powerbill was so huge ended up on the streets


I wish we didnt have school next week

They didn't screw up the twilight movie... it was effing awesum and u were so absorbed in it you didn't even notice sumone steal your popcorn and stuff

I wish knew some form of kung fu xD just never know wen u mite need it these days...... not thinking about anyone in particular.... ahem...

u did have whatever u just said... but the rabbit volkswagon ate the rabbit ford and then went on a rampage and YOU joined me in jail for possession of it

I wish that we could go motorbike riding up at sanddunes sometime soon

your parents are cooler but they're so cool all your friends want to hang out with your parents instead of you anymore so you end up having no friends whatsoever.

I wish I didnt have so many mosquito bites! (I really do btw)

you dont have to babysit, but you never have a job again so you'll be a homeless person on the street.


I wish that I owned a cow

you get your sunglasses, but one of the gems on it shines in someones eye and they accidently crash into you and you die.

I wish my grandma wasnt dying

you go and buy a laptop but on the way home thieves see it and u get mugged, knocked unconcious and get amnesia and can't remember anything.

I wish I could go up to our beach house

Granted, but when u get there u find ure house is a pile of ash because it was burnt down by me.

I wish i had a helicopter and nothing could go wrong xD

you write for santa asking for a helicopter.... he brings you a toy one... and then u leave it lying on floor and stand on it and hurt your foot which ends up infected and being amputated but the helicopter is still in one piece and nothing wrong wid it

umm hmmm lol that wish comes true.. however you are reborn as a slug..

I wish i didn't have biology today

there was not only world peace but everyone agrees with everyone and everyone is the same and its boring

I wish the coke won't fizz everywhere when i open it..